Need a braising sauce for a pork shoulder? This salsa is on it. Need a labor-light supper that involves merely heating things up? Throw this salsa in a slow cooker with chicken thighs for 3 to 4 hours. Did your local grocery store stop carrying the salsa morita that had the power to right all wrongs in your life, no matter how sad or pathetic you were feeling? This salsa will (almost) get that job done.